On our private Los Angeles tours, politics inevitably come up! Oh what fun! As tour guides, the name of the game is always staying politically neutral. You know, like at Thanksgiving dinner! So, in that spirit, we shall leave no star unturned, especially when it comes to the hilariously contentious saga of Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame! Join us on a side-splitting journey through the wacky world surrounding this infamous piece of sidewalk real estate. You'll laugh, you'll cry (from laughter), and you'll wonder how a star could cause so much chaos.
The Unlikely Rise to Stardom
Once upon a time, in the far-off land of 2007, real estate mogul and reality TV star Donald Trump received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for his role in producing and starring in "The Apprentice." Little did anyone know, this seemingly innocuous chunk of brass and terrazzo would go on to generate more drama than an entire season of the show itself!
Fun Fact: The Hollywood Walk of Fame spans over 15 blocks and has over 2,600 stars. That's a lot of brass and terrazzo!
A Star's Life of Crime
Despite its glitzy appearance, Trump's star has had a life filled with crime and misdemeanors. It's been vandalized, smashed, and defaced more times than we can count. The star has endured everything from pickaxes to spray paint, and even a tiny border wall. It's a living testament to the age-old adage: fame comes at a price.
Hilarious Anecdote: Trump's star once had a street artist place a gold-plated toilet next to it, inviting the public to "Take a Trump!" We can't make this stuff up!
The Great Wall of Trump's Star
In 2016, street artist Plastic Jesus erected a miniature concrete wall, complete with barbed wire and tiny "Keep Out" signs, around Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The 6-inch-high wall was a tongue-in-cheek nod to Trump's promise to build a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border. It quickly became a viral sensation, drawing crowds and sparking discussions on social media.
Fun Fact: The tiny wall was left in place for several hours before being removed, giving passersby ample time to snap photos and appreciate the satirical statement.
The Battle for Trump's Star
Trump's star has become the center of a great debate: should it stay or should it go? The arguments on both sides have led to an endless stream of internet memes, comedic skits, and viral videos. It's become the ultimate pop culture battleground, and everyone's got an opinion – even the pigeons who occasionally make their mark on the star.
LOL-worthy Quote: "If Trump's star gets removed, can we replace it with a more accurate representation? Like a dumpster fire?" – Anonymous
The Star-struck Entrepreneurs
As with any internet phenomenon, there's always someone looking to make a quick buck. A plethora of Trump star merchandise has emerged, from t-shirts to coffee mugs, keychains to bumper stickers, and even replica stars for those who dream of creating their very own Walk of Fame. It's a strange, hilarious world where capitalism and comedy collide.
Comedic Product Review: "This Trump star coffee mug is perfect for sipping your morning covfefe. Highly recommended!"
Summing it up
The tale of Donald Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame is a bizarre, hilarious, and undeniably entertaining rollercoaster ride. From its contentious origin to the endless debate surrounding its existence, it's a story that keeps on giving. So, the next time you find yourself strolling down Hollywood Boulevard, take a moment to marvel at the star that launched a thousand memes – and don't forget to snap a selfie!
While booking a tour with us would be the most fun way to see Donald Trump’s star, it would be rude for us not to tell you where it is located since you read this far!
Donald Trump star on the Walk of Fame: 6801 Hollywood Boulevard, near the Hollywood and Highland Center.